Where skill, safety, and embodied practice transform how you have sex.
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person | Houston, Texas
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person | Houston, Texas
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
Who This Retreat Is — and Isn’t — For
This retreat is for couples who trust each other and are ready to explore together with curiosity, courage, and care.
It is not for couples in crisis.
It is not for relationships built on pressure, persuasion, or reluctance.
It is not for anyone hoping to watch instead of participate.
Both partners must be a full, embodied yes.
This journey asks for presence, communication, and responsibility — not perfection or performance.
This retreat is for you if:
This retreat is not for you if:
No prior anal experience is required.
You do need curiosity, mutual consent, and a shared desire to explore.
This retreat is an initiation into attuned partnership — where pleasure is practiced, consent is ongoing, and sexual satisfaction is something you create together.
If that feels like a yes in your body, you’re in the right place.
This retreat is for couples who trust each other and are ready to explore together with curiosity, courage, and care.
It is not for couples in crisis.
It is not for relationships built on pressure, persuasion, or reluctance.
It is not for anyone hoping to watch instead of participate.
Both partners must be a full, embodied yes.
This journey asks for presence, communication, and responsibility — not perfection or performance.
This retreat is for you if:
- You and your partner have a foundation of trust and want to deepen intimacy through embodied practice
- You are curious about anal play — whether this is your first exploration or an area you want to refine with more skill and confidence
- You are willing to move slowly, listen to your body, and let sensation guide the pace
- You want sex that feels safe, liberating, and wildly alive
- You want pleasure that builds trust in your body and your relationship, not something you have to power through
This retreat is not for you if:
- Your relationship is currently in crisis or lacks basic trust
- One partner is hesitant, unsure, or participating to please the other
- You are looking for a performance space, a spectacle, or a place to prove something
- You are unwilling to speak up, slow down, or be responsible for your experience
No prior anal experience is required.
You do need curiosity, mutual consent, and a shared desire to explore.
This retreat is an initiation into attuned partnership — where pleasure is practiced, consent is ongoing, and sexual satisfaction is something you create together.
If that feels like a yes in your body, you’re in the right place.
What This Retreat Actually Is
This is a small, in-person, hands-on couples retreat for people who want their sex to feel safe enough to get feral.
It is participatory, embodied, and grounded in real-time practice.
You and your partner will be practicing together in real time.
Touching. Listening. Communicating. Exploring.
The group is intentionally intimate: a maximum of three couples.
That level of containment creates the kind of privacy and attunement where bodies soften, breath deepens, and instinct wakes up.
The retreat is clothing optional, with clear, explicit, ongoing consent around nudity, touch, and penetration. Choice is active and ongoing.
This isn’t about being pushed past your edges.
It’s about being met so fully that your body wants to go further.
We slow things down on purpose.
Because when your nervous system feels safe, desire doesn’t need to be forced. It rises. It prowls. It asks for more.
Throughout the weekend, you’ll be guided through:
This retreat is about cultivating pleasure that feels grounded, nourishing, and sustainable — and creating so much internal safety that you want to get raunchy, hungry, playful, and unapologetically alive.
It’s where technique meets instinct.
Where relaxation turns into arousal.
Where the animal in you comes out because you know it’s welcome.
You come here to trust your body and let it lead.
This is a small, in-person, hands-on couples retreat for people who want their sex to feel safe enough to get feral.
It is participatory, embodied, and grounded in real-time practice.
You and your partner will be practicing together in real time.
Touching. Listening. Communicating. Exploring.
The group is intentionally intimate: a maximum of three couples.
That level of containment creates the kind of privacy and attunement where bodies soften, breath deepens, and instinct wakes up.
The retreat is clothing optional, with clear, explicit, ongoing consent around nudity, touch, and penetration. Choice is active and ongoing.
This isn’t about being pushed past your edges.
It’s about being met so fully that your body wants to go further.
We slow things down on purpose.
Because when your nervous system feels safe, desire doesn’t need to be forced. It rises. It prowls. It asks for more.
Throughout the weekend, you’ll be guided through:
- Structured practices that build trust in your body
- Skill-based exploration that turns curiosity into confidence
- Ongoing communication that keeps you connected to your partner while the heat builds
- Spacious integration so intensity feels delicious, not overwhelming
This retreat is about cultivating pleasure that feels grounded, nourishing, and sustainable — and creating so much internal safety that you want to get raunchy, hungry, playful, and unapologetically alive.
It’s where technique meets instinct.
Where relaxation turns into arousal.
Where the animal in you comes out because you know it’s welcome.
You come here to trust your body and let it lead.
What's Included:
💻 Butt Stuff Essentials Digital Course
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
💻 Butt Stuff Essentials Digital Course
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
Why This Work Matters (Beyond Pleasure)
This retreat is about learning how to regulate your nervous system quickly and reliably through the body.
The anus is deeply neurologically connected. When you learn to soften here without force, the rest of the body often follows. Breath deepens. Guarding releases. The system downshifts.
People come to this work because they want:
- Full-body relaxation without dissociation
- A fast, embodied way to interrupt anxiety or fear
- To feel safe surrendering inside their own body
- Relief from chronic tension or vigilance
- Pleasure that feels grounding rather than overwhelming
This is pleasure that teaches your body it’s safe to receive.
And that makes partner play easy and delicious!
You’ll Learn & Practice:
💆🏽♀️ Whole-Body & Butt Specific Massage Techniques: Soften and open the body through safe, connected, no-rush touch.
🍑 Anal Touch & Penetration: Step-by-step, hands-on instruction to cultivate a hungry, horny hole
🔆 Prostate Massage: Explore one of the most exquisite sources of pleasure for all bodies. Everybody is born with a prostate.
🗣️ Communication & Co-Regulation: Get & stay connected through curiosity, feedback, and play.
🧰 Toys, Tools, & Fantasy Mapping: Choose & use toys and tools that suit your anatomy, desires, and wildest fantasies
🛁 Body Prep & Aftercare: Practical, no-bullshit guidance on cleaning, prepping, and tending your body before and after play so you can relax fully, stay safe, and keep it sexy from start to finish.
🔥 Advanced Exploration: Double penetration, anal training, power exchange, or sex magic for those who want it.
This is about safety and pleasure, technique and trust.
How the Container Is Held
This retreat is held with precision, presence, and reverence for the body’s intelligence — so desire has somewhere real to land.
Your limits are respected, honored, and celebrated here.
Not managed. Not negotiated. Not tested.
Consent is ongoing, verbal, and embodied.
You and your partner are invited to stay in active relationship with what your body is saying moment by moment — through breath, sound, sensation, and words.
Choice is continuous and self-directed.
Because when the body feels this level of safety, something else becomes possible.
The kind of surrender that isn’t collapse — it’s arrival.
The kind that tingles from the tips of your toes to the crown of your head.
The kind where thought drops away and sensation takes over.
I actively track the nervous systems in the room — breath, tension, pacing, overwhelm, excitement — so intensity stays pleasurable, grounded, and alive, not chaotic or dissociative.
If something needs to slow down, we slow down.
If something wants to deepen, we stay present with it.
If the animal in you wakes up and wants to play, there is room for that too.
This isn’t about being pushed past your edges.
It’s about being met so fully that your body wants to go further.
When safety is this solid, desire can take you somewhere vast.
Time dissolves. The outside world disappears.
Your body becomes the whole universe — sensation, rhythm, gravity, expansion — and pleasure moves like a force of nature through everything you are.
This container is built to hold intensity without losing integrity.
This retreat is held with precision, presence, and reverence for the body’s intelligence — so desire has somewhere real to land.
Your limits are respected, honored, and celebrated here.
Not managed. Not negotiated. Not tested.
Consent is ongoing, verbal, and embodied.
You and your partner are invited to stay in active relationship with what your body is saying moment by moment — through breath, sound, sensation, and words.
Choice is continuous and self-directed.
Because when the body feels this level of safety, something else becomes possible.
The kind of surrender that isn’t collapse — it’s arrival.
The kind that tingles from the tips of your toes to the crown of your head.
The kind where thought drops away and sensation takes over.
I actively track the nervous systems in the room — breath, tension, pacing, overwhelm, excitement — so intensity stays pleasurable, grounded, and alive, not chaotic or dissociative.
If something needs to slow down, we slow down.
If something wants to deepen, we stay present with it.
If the animal in you wakes up and wants to play, there is room for that too.
This isn’t about being pushed past your edges.
It’s about being met so fully that your body wants to go further.
When safety is this solid, desire can take you somewhere vast.
Time dissolves. The outside world disappears.
Your body becomes the whole universe — sensation, rhythm, gravity, expansion — and pleasure moves like a force of nature through everything you are.
This container is built to hold intensity without losing integrity.
What You Practice on Retreat
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You'll train skills for presence, stamina, and connection while being vulnerable and aroused.
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You'll train skills for presence, stamina, and connection while being vulnerable and aroused.
Here’s what we train:
Sexual Athleticism
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
This retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
This retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
About Eva: Authority & Experience
I’ve had my hands on or in over 200 people over the last dozen years.
I’ve held people from the inside as their bodies finally let go of tension, fear, and old holding patterns — moments where breath deepens, sensation returns, and pleasure becomes something they can trust again.
I’ve hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals.
I’ve taught women how to find their pleasure by guiding them in masturbation and coaching them to own their bodies, their desires, and their orgasms with confidence and clarity.
This work is not theoretical for me.
It is lived, practiced, and deeply relational.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, and transformational leadership coach, I understand anatomy, nervous systems, and desire — and I also understand what happens between two people when vulnerability, intensity, and love meet.
I specialize in working with couples.
I know how easily partners can lose each other under heat.
I know how quickly old roles, fear, or self-protection can show up in intimate moments.
And I know how to guide couples back into attunement, choice, and shared presence — where pleasure becomes something you create together, not something you manage alone.
A significant part of my work has been with survivors of sexual trauma.
I know how to help bodies and brains experience themselves as safe places to be — to feel, to open, and to choose from again. I help people come back from fear or activation into their full, upright, empowered self, where agency is intact and desire is welcome.
I don’t rush bodies.
I don’t override signals.
I don’t push couples past what’s real.
What I offer is precision, containment, and care — so when surrender happens, it’s genuine. And when passion rises, there is enough trust to let it take you somewhere true.
This retreat isn’t about doing something extreme.
It’s about doing something skillful, loving, and alive.
And if you’re looking for someone who can hold your bodies, your bond, and your desire with equal devotion — you’re in the right place.
I’ve had my hands on or in over 200 people over the last dozen years.
I’ve held people from the inside as their bodies finally let go of tension, fear, and old holding patterns — moments where breath deepens, sensation returns, and pleasure becomes something they can trust again.
I’ve hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals.
I’ve taught women how to find their pleasure by guiding them in masturbation and coaching them to own their bodies, their desires, and their orgasms with confidence and clarity.
This work is not theoretical for me.
It is lived, practiced, and deeply relational.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, and transformational leadership coach, I understand anatomy, nervous systems, and desire — and I also understand what happens between two people when vulnerability, intensity, and love meet.
I specialize in working with couples.
I know how easily partners can lose each other under heat.
I know how quickly old roles, fear, or self-protection can show up in intimate moments.
And I know how to guide couples back into attunement, choice, and shared presence — where pleasure becomes something you create together, not something you manage alone.
A significant part of my work has been with survivors of sexual trauma.
I know how to help bodies and brains experience themselves as safe places to be — to feel, to open, and to choose from again. I help people come back from fear or activation into their full, upright, empowered self, where agency is intact and desire is welcome.
I don’t rush bodies.
I don’t override signals.
I don’t push couples past what’s real.
What I offer is precision, containment, and care — so when surrender happens, it’s genuine. And when passion rises, there is enough trust to let it take you somewhere true.
This retreat isn’t about doing something extreme.
It’s about doing something skillful, loving, and alive.
And if you’re looking for someone who can hold your bodies, your bond, and your desire with equal devotion — you’re in the right place.
How This Practice Extends Beyond the Retreat
What you learn here doesn’t stay in your ass.
Participants often experience:
- Faster access to calm and groundedness
- Increased trust in body signals
- Greater ease receiving and directing pleasure with your partner
- More confidence navigating intimacy without pressure
- A deeper sense of internal and relational safety
- More fun, ease, and creativity in your sex life!!!
Logistics, Prep & Next Steps
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
📍 Houston, Texas
🗓 Last Weekend of March 2026
👥 Maximum of 3 couples (space currently available for 2 couples)
💰 $3,000 per couple
🏡 Private, luxurious retreat space
👕 Clothing optional
🔥 Participatory, hands-on experience (not a spectator event)
This retreat includes Level 1 (Digital Course) as part of your enrollment.
Completion of the digital course before arriving is strongly recommended so you come in resourced, oriented, and ready to go deeper together.
All practices on retreat are:
Preparation
Before the retreat, you’ll receive:
You do not need prior anal experience.
You do need curiosity, consent, and a shared desire to explore together.
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
📍 Houston, Texas
🗓 Last Weekend of March 2026
👥 Maximum of 3 couples (space currently available for 2 couples)
💰 $3,000 per couple
🏡 Private, luxurious retreat space
👕 Clothing optional
🔥 Participatory, hands-on experience (not a spectator event)
This retreat includes Level 1 (Digital Course) as part of your enrollment.
Completion of the digital course before arriving is strongly recommended so you come in resourced, oriented, and ready to go deeper together.
All practices on retreat are:
- Consent-based
- Optional
- Guided with clarity and care
- Designed to support safety, pleasure, and connection
Preparation
Before the retreat, you’ll receive:
- Clear guidance on how to prepare your body and nervous system
- Suggestions for pacing, rest, and integration leading into the weekend
- Orientation around toys, tools, and optional supplies
- Invitations to begin practicing communication and attunement together
You do not need prior anal experience.
You do need curiosity, consent, and a shared desire to explore together.
Next Steps
Because this is a small, intimate container, enrollment happens through a short conversation.
This is not about being vetted or evaluated.
It’s about making sure this retreat is the right fit for you, your partner, and the level of intimacy you want to cultivate.
If you’re feeling a yes — or even a clear, curious maybe — reach out.
Ask your questions.
Name what you want.
Tell me what’s alive for you.
If this work is calling you, I’d love to talk with you about it.
Inquire here → Book here
This is an invitation into deeper trust, wilder pleasure, and intimacy that lasts.
And it starts with a conscious yes.
What people say after working with Eva:
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