Butt Stuff: The Portal to Backdoor Fun & Freedom!
Three ways to explore anal play without pain, mess, or pressure!
Whether you’re just curious about anal play, ready to bend over with your lover, or want to be fucked into the unity with the cosmos, The Portal has your back. 😁
Your asshole is a teacher. A gateway. A mirror.
It reveals where you hold fear, control, and contraction--
and where you can open to trust, power, and pleasure.
Inside The Portal, you’ll find 3 paths to progress your knowledge, confidence, & intimacy:
Whether you’re just curious about anal play, ready to bend over with your lover, or want to be fucked into the unity with the cosmos, The Portal has your back. 😁
Your asshole is a teacher. A gateway. A mirror.
It reveals where you hold fear, control, and contraction--
and where you can open to trust, power, and pleasure.
Inside The Portal, you’ll find 3 paths to progress your knowledge, confidence, & intimacy:
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LEVEL 1:
Digital Course: Butt Stuff Essentials
$97 | Self-Paced Learning
Master the fundamentals at your own pace.
This is your complete DIY guide to anal play — everything you need to feel confident, curious, and safe while exploring.
Perfect if you’re new, shy, or simply want to understand your body better before bringing anyone else in.
This course answers all the questions you’ve had (and a few you didn’t even know to ask). You’ll learn how to begin your anal exploration in ways that are fun, easy, and actually pleasurable.
What You’ll Learn:
🛁 Cleanliness: The real deal on hygiene, prep, and handling your shit (literally) so you can relax and enjoy yourself.
🍑 Anatomy: A deep dive into the body — what’s happening, where, and why it feels the way it does.
🍆 Toys & Tools: Your guide to pleasure tools, cleaning supplies, and what actually works for comfort and sensation.
🫱🏽 Touch Practices: Hands-on techniques you can practice solo or with a partner.
💬 Communication Skills: How to say what you want, set boundaries, and navigate feedback mid-play.
Perfect For:
Anyone wanting to learn the essentials at their own pace — solo explorers, curious couples, and anyone who’s ready to move from anxiety to ease.
You don’t have to be advanced to be adventurous.
You just need the right tools, safety, and curiosity.
Digital Course: Butt Stuff Essentials
$97 | Self-Paced Learning
Master the fundamentals at your own pace.
This is your complete DIY guide to anal play — everything you need to feel confident, curious, and safe while exploring.
Perfect if you’re new, shy, or simply want to understand your body better before bringing anyone else in.
This course answers all the questions you’ve had (and a few you didn’t even know to ask). You’ll learn how to begin your anal exploration in ways that are fun, easy, and actually pleasurable.
What You’ll Learn:
🛁 Cleanliness: The real deal on hygiene, prep, and handling your shit (literally) so you can relax and enjoy yourself.
🍑 Anatomy: A deep dive into the body — what’s happening, where, and why it feels the way it does.
🍆 Toys & Tools: Your guide to pleasure tools, cleaning supplies, and what actually works for comfort and sensation.
🫱🏽 Touch Practices: Hands-on techniques you can practice solo or with a partner.
💬 Communication Skills: How to say what you want, set boundaries, and navigate feedback mid-play.
Perfect For:
Anyone wanting to learn the essentials at their own pace — solo explorers, curious couples, and anyone who’s ready to move from anxiety to ease.
You don’t have to be advanced to be adventurous.
You just need the right tools, safety, and curiosity.
LEVEL 2:
Virtual Retreat: Hands-On Butt Stuff (From Home)
$222 | Live Saturday Event | January 24th, 2026
Where theory meets sensational practice.
The Virtual Retreat is your next step — a live, guided experience led by Eva, where you move from learning into embodiment. This is where your intellectual curiosity becomes a somatic practice, where you start to feel what you’ve learned in your own body.
Over the course of one powerful day, you’ll explore somatic practices that awaken pleasure, expand comfort, and cultivate deep relaxation through the nervous system.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from the Digital Course (included with retreat)
🤝🏽 Live facilitated somatic practices with Eva to connect breath, body, and butthole
🙋♀️ Real-time guidance, reflection, coaching, and Q&A
🧠 Debrief & Integration: Understand what’s happening as you open
👥 Community learning in a supportive, shame-free, trauma-informed, loving container
🎉 Saturday intensive format — show up, go deep, integrate
You’ll explore breath, touch, and movement, while learning how to use your body as a tool to interrupt fear and cultivate safety and turn-on.
This is for you if butt stuff is new and you want to begin slowly, gently, and without pressure. If you want to feel comfortable in your body, take your time, and not be rushed into anything.
It’s also for you if you’ve tried anal play before and felt underwhelmed, hurt, disconnected, or pushed, and now want to approach it from a completely different angle.
This retreat is NOT about performance, going bigger, or proving anything.
It’s about becoming deeply connected to your body.
Building an exquisite brain–body connection. Developing conscious awareness and control of your pelvic floor. Learning the form and function of your body from a place of ease, pleasure, and trust rather than stress or endurance.
This is about authentic enjoyment.
Not rushing to get inside.
Not pretending everything feels fine when it doesn’t.
By learning how to slow down, regulate, and consciously open because your body actually wants to.
Perfect For:
People ready to practice with expert guidance, those who learn best through embodiment, and anyone who wants the intimacy and accountability of a live event.
This is where information becomes integration, with confidence and care.
Why This Work Matters (Beyond Pleasure)
This retreat is about learning how to regulate your nervous system quickly and reliably through the body.
The anus is deeply neurologically connected. When you learn to soften here without force, the rest of the body often follows. Breath deepens. Guarding releases. The system downshifts.
People come to this work because they want:
- Full-body relaxation without dissociation
- A fast, embodied way to interrupt anxiety or fear
- To feel safe surrendering inside their own body
- Relief from chronic tension or vigilance
- Pleasure that feels grounding rather than overwhelming
What We Mean by Somatic Practice
The somatic practices in this retreat are slow, guided, choice-based explorations designed to teach your nervous system that it’s safe to soften.
This is not catharsis, trance, or performance.
It’s skill-building.
We move sequentially: awareness first, movement second, external touch before any discussion of internal touch. You’re always invited to pause, skip, or simply observe.
Listening to your body is the practice.
The somatic practices in this retreat are slow, guided, choice-based explorations designed to teach your nervous system that it’s safe to soften.
This is not catharsis, trance, or performance.
It’s skill-building.
We move sequentially: awareness first, movement second, external touch before any discussion of internal touch. You’re always invited to pause, skip, or simply observe.
Listening to your body is the practice.
Somatic Practices We’ll Explore
🧠 Brain–Body Connection (Brain to Asshole Awareness)
We begin by strengthening the neural pathway between conscious awareness and the pelvic floor.
Through guided breath and attention, you’ll track sensation from head to spine to pelvis, learning to notice subtle contraction, guarding, and release — and how to soften intentionally rather than brace.
This is foundational work: staying present in sensation while remaining in choice.
🧍 Movement for Relaxation and Softening
We’ll use simple, accessible movements — seated, standing, or on the floor — to invite release through the hips and pelvis.
Movements are slow and intentional, designed to reduce guarding and help the body settle. You’ll move only as much as feels supportive, with frequent pauses to notice how your body responds.
Nothing is rushed. Nothing is performed.
✋ External Pressure & Touch
Before any internal exploration is discussed, we work extensively with external pressure and touch.
You’ll learn how pressure — through hands, body weight, or simple props — communicates safety to the nervous system and supports natural softening of the anal sphincters.
External work is foundational. Internal touch is never assumed.
🧠 Brain–Body Connection (Brain to Asshole Awareness)
We begin by strengthening the neural pathway between conscious awareness and the pelvic floor.
Through guided breath and attention, you’ll track sensation from head to spine to pelvis, learning to notice subtle contraction, guarding, and release — and how to soften intentionally rather than brace.
This is foundational work: staying present in sensation while remaining in choice.
🧍 Movement for Relaxation and Softening
We’ll use simple, accessible movements — seated, standing, or on the floor — to invite release through the hips and pelvis.
Movements are slow and intentional, designed to reduce guarding and help the body settle. You’ll move only as much as feels supportive, with frequent pauses to notice how your body responds.
Nothing is rushed. Nothing is performed.
✋ External Pressure & Touch
Before any internal exploration is discussed, we work extensively with external pressure and touch.
You’ll learn how pressure — through hands, body weight, or simple props — communicates safety to the nervous system and supports natural softening of the anal sphincters.
External work is foundational. Internal touch is never assumed.
What Makes This Retreat Different
This is not a typical ass play workshop.
We are not focused on:
This is not a typical ass play workshop.
We are not focused on:
- Stretching fast
- Getting in as much as possible
- Proving openness or endurance
- Forcing penetration
How This Practice Extends Beyond the Retreat
What you learn here doesn’t stay in your ass.
Participants often experience:
- Faster access to calm and groundedness
- Increased trust in bodily signals
- Greater ease receiving pleasure and support
- More confidence navigating intimacy without pressure
- A deeper sense of internal safety
This Retreat Is Not For You If…
This work may not be the right fit if:
- You’re seeking extreme play, intensity, or fast progression
- You want live guided internal touch or on-camera sexual activity
- You’re focused on performance or “how much” you can take
- You’re unwilling to slow down or listen to your body
- You’re looking for shock value or explicit entertainment
This Retreat Is For You If…
- You’re curious but cautious
- You want to go slow and stay in choice
- You value skill over spectacle
- You want pleasure that supports regulation
- You want to open from desire, not pressure
No performance expected.
No goal beyond listening to your body.
Virtual Retreat: Hands-On Butt Stuff (From Home)
$222 | Live Saturday Event | January 24th, 2026
Come practice where precision meets permission.
Where relaxation leads — and pleasure follows.
LEVEL 3:
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from Levels 1 & 2 (Digital Course + Virtual Retreat)
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
You’ll Learn & Practice:
💆🏽♀️ Whole-Body & Butt Specific Massage Techniques: Soften and open the body through safe, connected, no-rush touch.
🍑 Anal Touch & Penetration: Step-by-step, hands-on instruction to cultivate a hungry, horny hole
🔆 Prostate Massage: Explore one of the most exquisite sources of pleasure for all bodies. Everybody is born with a prostate.
🗣️ Communication & Co-Regulation: Get & stay connected through curiosity, feedback, and play.
🧰 Toys, Tools, & Fantasy Mapping: Choose & use toys and tools that suit your anatomy, desires, and wildest fantasies
🛁 Body Prep & Aftercare: Practical, no-bullshit guidance on cleaning, prepping, and tending your body before and after play so you can relax fully, stay safe, and keep it sexy from start to finish.
🔥 Advanced Exploration: Double penetration, anal training, power exchange, or sex magic for those who want it.
This is about safety and pleasure, technique and trust.
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from Levels 1 & 2 (Digital Course + Virtual Retreat)
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
You’ll Learn & Practice:
💆🏽♀️ Whole-Body & Butt Specific Massage Techniques: Soften and open the body through safe, connected, no-rush touch.
🍑 Anal Touch & Penetration: Step-by-step, hands-on instruction to cultivate a hungry, horny hole
🔆 Prostate Massage: Explore one of the most exquisite sources of pleasure for all bodies. Everybody is born with a prostate.
🗣️ Communication & Co-Regulation: Get & stay connected through curiosity, feedback, and play.
🧰 Toys, Tools, & Fantasy Mapping: Choose & use toys and tools that suit your anatomy, desires, and wildest fantasies
🛁 Body Prep & Aftercare: Practical, no-bullshit guidance on cleaning, prepping, and tending your body before and after play so you can relax fully, stay safe, and keep it sexy from start to finish.
🔥 Advanced Exploration: Double penetration, anal training, power exchange, or sex magic for those who want it.
This is about safety and pleasure, technique and trust.
What You Practice on Retreat
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
This is not a performance.
This is the practice of aliveness!!
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You’ll learn how to move energy, speak desire, regulate through intensity, and build the kind of stamina that makes love last — in bed and in life.
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
This is not a performance.
This is the practice of aliveness!!
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You’ll learn how to move energy, speak desire, regulate through intensity, and build the kind of stamina that makes love last — in bed and in life.
Here’s what we train:
Sexual Athleticism
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
Every retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
Every retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
Want the Couple's Retreat, but you're not totally sure? Book a quick connection call with me. No sales pitch—just an honest conversation about what you need (Both partners must be present). Book here
Choose Your Door
No matter which entry point you choose, The Portal is here to help you open--
to pleasure, to trust, to your full-bodied yes.
Your body is the gateway.
Your asshole is the teacher.
The Portal is your path.
Click below to save your spot:
→ Digital Essentials
→ Virtual Retreat
→ Couple’s Retreat
No matter which entry point you choose, The Portal is here to help you open--
to pleasure, to trust, to your full-bodied yes.
- Level 1: Digital Course — Learn and prepare
- Level 2: Virtual Retreat — Practice and embody
- Level 3: Couples Retreat — Play, integrate, and expand
Your body is the gateway.
Your asshole is the teacher.
The Portal is your path.
Click below to save your spot:
→ Digital Essentials
→ Virtual Retreat
→ Couple’s Retreat
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I've had my hands ON or IN 200+ people over the last dozen years. I've held people from the inside as they finally let go of tension and trauma in their bodies to reclaim their pleasure and power.
I've hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals. I've taught women how to find their pleasure by masturbating with them and coaching them to own their bodies and their orgasms.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, transformational leadership coach, and facilitator of magic and mystery, my professional and personal experience means I am the best person to show you exactly how to make butt stuff super easy and fun!
I've hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals. I've taught women how to find their pleasure by masturbating with them and coaching them to own their bodies and their orgasms.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, transformational leadership coach, and facilitator of magic and mystery, my professional and personal experience means I am the best person to show you exactly how to make butt stuff super easy and fun!
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