Butt Stuff: The Portal to Backdoor Fun & Freedom!
Three ways to explore ass play without pain, mess, or pressure!!
Whether you’re just curious about anal play, ready to bend over with your lover, or want to be fucked into the unity with the cosmos, The Portal has your back. 😁
Your asshole is a teacher. A gateway. A mirror.
It reveals where you hold fear, control, and contraction--
and where you can open to trust, power, and pleasure.
Inside The Portal, you’ll find 3 paths to progress your knowledge, confidence, & intimacy:
Whether you’re just curious about anal play, ready to bend over with your lover, or want to be fucked into the unity with the cosmos, The Portal has your back. 😁
Your asshole is a teacher. A gateway. A mirror.
It reveals where you hold fear, control, and contraction--
and where you can open to trust, power, and pleasure.
Inside The Portal, you’ll find 3 paths to progress your knowledge, confidence, & intimacy:
LEVEL 1
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LEVEL 2
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LEVEL 3
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LEVEL 1:
Digital Course: Butt Stuff Essentials
$97 | Self-Paced Learning
Master the fundamentals at your own pace.
This is your complete DIY guide to anal play — everything you need to feel confident, curious, and safe while exploring.
Perfect if you’re new, shy, or simply want to understand your body better before bringing anyone else in.
This course answers all the questions you’ve had (and a few you didn’t even know to ask). You’ll learn how to begin your anal exploration in ways that are fun, easy, and actually pleasurable.
What You’ll Learn:
🛁 Cleanliness: The real deal on hygiene, prep, and handling your shit (literally) so you can relax and enjoy yourself.
🍑 Anatomy: A deep dive into the body — what’s happening, where, and why it feels the way it does.
🍆 Toys & Tools: Your guide to pleasure tools, cleaning supplies, and what actually works for comfort and sensation.
🫱🏽 Touch Practices: Hands-on techniques you can practice solo or with a partner.
💬 Communication Skills: How to say what you want, set boundaries, and navigate feedback mid-play.
Perfect For:
Anyone wanting to learn the essentials at their own pace — solo explorers, curious couples, and anyone who’s ready to move from anxiety to ease.
You don’t have to be advanced to be adventurous.
You just need the right tools, safety, and curiosity.
Digital Course: Butt Stuff Essentials
$97 | Self-Paced Learning
Master the fundamentals at your own pace.
This is your complete DIY guide to anal play — everything you need to feel confident, curious, and safe while exploring.
Perfect if you’re new, shy, or simply want to understand your body better before bringing anyone else in.
This course answers all the questions you’ve had (and a few you didn’t even know to ask). You’ll learn how to begin your anal exploration in ways that are fun, easy, and actually pleasurable.
What You’ll Learn:
🛁 Cleanliness: The real deal on hygiene, prep, and handling your shit (literally) so you can relax and enjoy yourself.
🍑 Anatomy: A deep dive into the body — what’s happening, where, and why it feels the way it does.
🍆 Toys & Tools: Your guide to pleasure tools, cleaning supplies, and what actually works for comfort and sensation.
🫱🏽 Touch Practices: Hands-on techniques you can practice solo or with a partner.
💬 Communication Skills: How to say what you want, set boundaries, and navigate feedback mid-play.
Perfect For:
Anyone wanting to learn the essentials at their own pace — solo explorers, curious couples, and anyone who’s ready to move from anxiety to ease.
You don’t have to be advanced to be adventurous.
You just need the right tools, safety, and curiosity.
LEVEL 2:
Virtual Retreat: Hands-On Butt Stuff (From Home)
$222 | Live Saturday Event | January 24th, 2026
Where theory meets sensational practice.
The Virtual Retreat is your next step — a live, guided experience led by Eva, where you move from learning into embodiment. This is where your intellectual curiosity becomes a somatic practice, where you start to feel what you’ve learned in your own body.
Over the course of one powerful day, you’ll explore somatic practices that awaken pleasure, expand comfort, and cultivate deep relaxation through the nervous system.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from the Digital Course (included with retreat)
🤝🏽 Live facilitated somatic practices with Eva to connect breath, body, and butthole
🙋♀️ Real-time guidance, reflection, coaching, and Q&A
🧠 Debrief & Integration: Understand what’s happening as you open
👥 Community learning in a supportive, shame-free, trauma-informed, loving container
🎉 Saturday intensive format — show up, go deep, integrate
You’ll get to ask your “what ifs” and “how-tos,” experiment with breath, touch, and movement, and discover how to use your body as a tool to interrupt fear and cultivate safety and turn-on.
Whether your goal is healing, relaxation, or the greatest stretch of your life, this retreat meets you there. You’ll leave with an embodied understanding of what it means to open from pleasure, not pressure.
Perfect For:
People ready to practice with expert guidance, those who learn best through embodiment, and anyone who wants the accountability and intimacy of a live event.
The Virtual Retreat is where information becomes integration, with confidence and care.
LEVEL 3:
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from Levels 1 & 2 (Digital Course + Virtual Retreat)
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
You’ll Learn & Practice:
💆🏽♀️ Whole-Body & Butt Specific Massage Techniques: Soften and open the body through safe, connected, no-rush touch.
🍑 Anal Touch & Penetration: Step-by-step, hands-on instruction to cultivate a hungry, horny hole
🔆 Prostate Massage: Explore one of the most exquisite sources of pleasure for all bodies. Everybody is born with a prostate.
🗣️ Communication & Co-Regulation: Get & stay connected through curiosity, feedback, and play.
🧰 Toys, Tools, & Fantasy Mapping: Choose & use toys and tools that suit your anatomy, desires, and wildest fantasies
🛁 Body Prep & Aftercare: Practical, no-bullshit guidance on cleaning, prepping, and tending your body before and after play so you can relax fully, stay safe, and keep it sexy from start to finish.
🔥 Advanced Exploration: Double penetration, anal training, power exchange, or sex magic for those who want it.
This is about safety and pleasure, technique and trust.
Couples Retreat: The Full Experience
$3,000 | Last Weekend of March 2026 | In-Person
Level Up, Sexual Athlete!
This is the deepest layer of The Portal. This immersive, in-person weekend is designed for adventurous couples ready to take their intimacy, communication, and erotic skills to the next level.
It’s not just a retreat — it’s a guided initiation into deeply embodied and attuned partnership. You’ll learn how to touch your partner (and be touched) with confidence, presence, and joy.
What’s Included:
💻 Everything from Levels 1 & 2 (Digital Course + Virtual Retreat)
🫶🏽 Weekend in-person intensive with Eva
💋 Hands-on practice with your partner
🪶 Expert facilitation in a small group setting
🌴 Luxurious retreat space designed for rest, play, and connection
🪷 Guided exploration into whole-body relaxation, deep connection, easy penetration, and sublime joy
You’ll Learn & Practice:
💆🏽♀️ Whole-Body & Butt Specific Massage Techniques: Soften and open the body through safe, connected, no-rush touch.
🍑 Anal Touch & Penetration: Step-by-step, hands-on instruction to cultivate a hungry, horny hole
🔆 Prostate Massage: Explore one of the most exquisite sources of pleasure for all bodies. Everybody is born with a prostate.
🗣️ Communication & Co-Regulation: Get & stay connected through curiosity, feedback, and play.
🧰 Toys, Tools, & Fantasy Mapping: Choose & use toys and tools that suit your anatomy, desires, and wildest fantasies
🛁 Body Prep & Aftercare: Practical, no-bullshit guidance on cleaning, prepping, and tending your body before and after play so you can relax fully, stay safe, and keep it sexy from start to finish.
🔥 Advanced Exploration: Double penetration, anal training, power exchange, or sex magic for those who want it.
This is about safety and pleasure, technique and trust.
What You Practice on Retreat
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
This is not a performance.
This is the practice of aliveness!!
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You’ll learn how to move energy, speak desire, regulate through intensity, and build the kind of stamina that makes love last — in bed and in life.
Every retreat with me is a somatic playground --
a place to train your body, heart, and voice for more pleasure, connection, and truth.
This is not a performance.
This is the practice of aliveness!!
We use your body as the access point.
Your breath, your sound, your hips, your hands, your nervous system.
You’ll learn how to move energy, speak desire, regulate through intensity, and build the kind of stamina that makes love last — in bed and in life.
Here’s what we train:
Sexual Athleticism
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
Every retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
This is using your whole body — not just your genitals — for pleasure, play, and presence.
You’ll move. You’ll sweat. You’ll stretch and shake and fuck with your whole body.
Sexual athleticism is learning to find positions that actually work for your body, to build stamina, and to stay connected to sensations and desire through movement and breath.
It’s about being inside your body while you play — agile, alive, awake.
Erotic Endurance
Erotic endurance is your capacity to stay in the heat.
It’s the ability to feel more without rushing to finish or shutting down in shame or anxiety. To hold erotic energy in your system while staying connected to yourself and your partner.
This is nervous system work. It’s emotional mastery.
It’s learning to stay open to sensation, to pulse between arousal and relaxation, to ride your pleasure instead of trying to control it.
Responsible Communication
This is the end of saying nothing and expecting your partner to magically know.
Responsible communication means full ownership of your experience, your desires, your limits, your boundaries.
It’s speaking from power, not from fear. It’s giving feedback, making requests, and saying what you do want instead of what you don’t.
You learn to speak desire with clarity and heart — because honesty is hot.
Authentic Expression
This is where your truth gets loud.
Authentic expression is when you stop pretending and start listening — to your body, your impulse, your turn-on. It’s how your body wants to move, what sounds want to come out, what fantasies want to be spoken or explored.
No more performance. No more polite sex.
Just truth, breath, and presence.
When you let yourself be real, your body becomes the doorway to freedom.
Every retreat is a recalibration -- a deep remembering that your body is wise, your desire is trustworthy, and your pleasure is worth practicing.
Want the Couple's Retreat, but you're not totally sure? Book a quick connection call with me. No sales pitch—just an honest conversation about what you need (Both partners must be present). Book here
Choose Your Door
No matter which entry point you choose, The Portal is here to help you open--
to pleasure, to trust, to your full-bodied yes.
Your body is the gateway.
Your asshole is the teacher.
The Portal is your path.
Click below to save your spot:
→ Digital Essentials
→ Virtual Retreat
→ Couple’s Retreat
No matter which entry point you choose, The Portal is here to help you open--
to pleasure, to trust, to your full-bodied yes.
- Level 1: Digital Course — Learn and prepare
- Level 2: Virtual Retreat — Practice and embody
- Level 3: Couples Retreat — Play, integrate, and expand
Your body is the gateway.
Your asshole is the teacher.
The Portal is your path.
Click below to save your spot:
→ Digital Essentials
→ Virtual Retreat
→ Couple’s Retreat
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I've had my hands ON or IN 200+ people over the last dozen years. I've held people from the inside as they finally let go of tension and trauma in their bodies to reclaim their pleasure and power.
I've hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals. I've taught women how to find their pleasure by masturbating with them and coaching them to own their bodies and their orgasms.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, transformational leadership coach, and facilitator of magic and mystery, my professional and personal experience means I am the best person to show you exactly how to make butt stuff super easy and fun!
I've hosted sex parties and facilitated sacred sex magic rituals. I've taught women how to find their pleasure by masturbating with them and coaching them to own their bodies and their orgasms.
As a sexological bodyworker, somatic sex educator, transformational leadership coach, and facilitator of magic and mystery, my professional and personal experience means I am the best person to show you exactly how to make butt stuff super easy and fun!
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