Hands On Sex​
Couple's Erotic Touch Retreat

Houston, Texas. October 10 - 12, 2025

This isn't just a weekend getaway. This is a return to touch that actually touches you. 

Hands On Sex is for couples who crave more than maintenance sex or half-asleep connection. It's for lovers who want to play, explore, and ignite with each other, in their bodies, and in their bed. 

This retreat invites you to... 

💋 Touch the way you want -- with your own hunger, rhythm, and intuition.
This is not about doing it "right." It's about doing what is real. 

💋 Relearn the pleasure map of your partner's body with curiosity, reverence, and wonder. There is so much more to discover when you stop assuming and start exploring.

💋 Breathe deeper, listen longer, and let the moment move you.
This is erotic presence -- not performance.

💋 Feel the texture of connection -- not just in your genitals, but in your nervous systems. This is the place where trust becomes turn-on. Where safety is the foreplay. 

✨ The Problem Isn’t You. It’s What You Were Told About Sex

I hear this all the time:
“But shouldn’t this be natural?”
“Shouldn’t we just… know how to do it?”
“We’re human — isn’t this supposed to be easy?”

But here’s the thing: sex is one of the only places in life where we’re expected to just know — with zero practice, no real guidance, and a lifetime of shame layered on top.

We train for everything else: Sports. Music. Dance. Communication.
But when it comes to touch, rhythm, and pleasure?
We’re left to guess.

No wonder so many couples feel stuck ... even when the love is strong, the calendars are synced, the logistics are locked in.

Because what we really want is both:
            The steady knowing of long-term partnership
                               and
            the holy fuck-me thrill of being ravished and met beyond words.

Hands On Sex is where that duality becomes alchemy.
Where the safety of “I’ve got you” meets the heat of “I want you.”

Where you stop guessing — and start practicing.
Not to perform. But to feel.

Because your body will change.
Your sex will evolve.
And if you want it to stay alive into your 80s?

You’ll need range.
Responsiveness.
Flexibility.
Skill.

This is the path to erotic longevity.
And it starts right here.

✨ What if this is the new standard for your sex and love life?

🔥 Your lover knows exactly how to hold your heart and pet your pussy like a prayer — so your whole body says yes and you melt into the kind of ecstasy that rewires you from the inside out.

🔥 She touches your cock like she’s not trying to be good — she’s trying to ruin you with presence, rhythm, and a filthy kind of love that says, “I want every inch”.

🔥 You stop second-guessing yourself and start trusting your desire because you know how to say what you want — without shame or fear — and receive it all! 

🔥 Sex becomes a place of return — where you’re both extraordinary lovers, not because you got it right, but because you stayed present, curious, and wildly safe to be all of who you are.

🔥 You and your partner stop fearing the rut because you’ve got the tools, the turn-on, and the trust to meet each other over and over again, in every season and every skin.

🔥 Talking about sex turns you on because the conversation itself is honest, hot, and dripping with real possibility.

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Why I Can Take You There .....

​As a queer, kinky woman, I’ve spent the last 25 years exploring what’s possible inside this body and guiding others to do the same.

​I’ve been the woman who could fuck for hours, cry through an orgasm, speak her desires mid-thrust, and come back for more — because I wasn’t performing.
I was in it.  Alive. Sourced. Free.

I’ve had full-body orgasms that left me laughing, sobbing, levitating.  

I’ve touched the edge of consciousness through sensation.  

​I can drop into that state where nothing exists in the entire universe except this.

This pleasure. This body. This moment.
I become the universe of pleasure.

​And that’s what I want for you --
Not to copy me.
But to know yourself.
To claim what’s real.
To take your pleasure, not as a reward, but as a right.
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Because you are worth it. 
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🩷 My intention with you is simple:
To cut through the bullshit and get to the heart of your love, passion, and freedom — so you can:

• Feel fucking free and confident in your body, your bed, and your relationship
• Create exactly what you want, with pleasure — and stop tolerating mediocrity
• Deepen your trust and intimacy with your lover in ways that feel hot, honest, and truly yours
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I don’t coach — I initiate.
And I’ll walk you confidently into the most turned-on, fully-lived version of yourself.
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​What You Can Expect:
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This is a hands-on, clothing-optional, full weekend workshop for committed couples ready to expand what’s possible in sex, touch, and love.

You’ll be guided  every step of the way as you explore new ways to touch, communicate, and build a shared language of erotic connection.

You’ll learn to read the body like a lover and listen to sensation like a language.

You’ll practice naming desires, offering feedback, and opening conversations that deepen turn-on instead of shutting it down.

You’ll practice giving and receiving touch in a safe, private, attuned space.

​And you’ll leave knowing that the intimacy you crave? It’s not out there.
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It’s in your hands.

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You’ll Receive:

🖐️ Step-by-step somatic guidance to help you drop into presence, tune in to sensation, and explore touch — whether you’ve been together 2 years or 20.

💬 Tools and language for erotic communication — so you can talk about sex in ways that feel hot, clear, and emotionally safe (and finally say what you actually want).

🌀 Structure and support to experiment with taking your pleasure while staying grounded in your body and connected to your lover.

🧠 A Tour of the Genital Complex (both clit and cock!) — including clear, inclusive, anatomy-informed pleasure mapping for hands-on learning.

💫 Live demonstration and hands-on instruction — taught with safety, integrity, and embodied clarity. You’ll get to learn and practice in real time, with your partner, in a held container.

💌 Two private 60-minute coaching sessions with me in the month before the retreat. These are where we get honest, name desires, set intentions, and get you emotionally and erotically aligned before you ever step into the space.

🪞 One post-retreat integration session (~3 weeks after). This is where the transformation sticks. You’ll reflect, reconnect, and root the retreat into your real, everyday intimacy.

📚 Pre-weekend virtual classroom with video lessons and downloadable resources. You’ll arrive already turned on, informed, and ready to drop in deeper.

​🥗 Catered, healthy lunches and sensual snacks both days — because your body deserves to be fed like your pleasure does: with care, color, and flavor.
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>>> Touch is only between partners. <<<
You will never be expected to engage physically with another couple.

Clothing is optional. Consent is required.
Every practice is invitational. Nothing is performative.
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You are not here to be watched.
You’re here to feel.

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✨ Hands On Sex is Right For You If…​

​This retreat is for couples who love each other deeply — and know there’s more.

You’re solid. You’re besties, lovers, teammates.
You’re not trying to fix something — you’re here to feed something.
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This is for you if:
💗 You want more turn-on, more freedom, more fire, and you’re ready to become even more than you already are, together.

💗 You’re ready to uplevel your erotic intelligence, physical connection, and emotional intimacy with your partner and with yourself.

💗 You’re here to play and grow with curiosity, courage, and a sense of humor about all the weird, wild, beautiful things bodies do.

💗 You want real tools and hands-on practice — not just ideas or inspiration. You’re ready to learn with your body, not just your brain.

💗 You both want this. You’re not dragging your partner or secretly hoping they’ll get on board later. You’re showing up together — present, invested, and all in.

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🚫 Who This Is Not For...

❌ Couples in crisis.
If you’re barely speaking, on the edge of breaking up, or hoping this will “save” your relationship — this isn’t the place. Start with private couples coaching. I can help you.

❌ People who aren’t comfortable with hands-on erotic practice in a group space.
You’ll only be touching each other, but you will be practicing in the same room with other couples. If that makes you shut down or feel unsafe, this isn’t your container.

❌ One-sided partnerships.
If only one of you wants to be here — and the other is resistant, avoidant, or checked out — this won’t work. You both need to be a real yes.

❌ People faking it, forcing it, or fishing for validation.
This isn’t for folks who want to be entertained, put on a show, or prove something. This is deep, real, embodied intimacy — not a spectacle.

❌ People who think pleasure is frivolous.
If you don’t believe in the power of erotic connection to heal, to reveal, to transform — you won’t get what this retreat is about.
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This is a space of clarity, consent, and deep devotion.
If you’re a full-body yes, we’re ready for you.
And if you’re not sure, I’ll always help you find the right next step.

This is a hands-on, clothing-optional participatory workshop!  
​Touch is only between partners.

Eva teaching the exercise.

Eva demonstrating the exercise.

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Hands On Sex Couple's Retreat
October 10-12, 2025,  Houston, Texas

​$4000 per couple

​LIMITED TO 3 COUPLES! ​2 Spots left

✨ After You Register…

The journey starts the moment you say yes.

📞 Welcome Call
You and your partner will get a 30-minute call with me to feel into your dynamic, name your desires, and get clear on what you want from this experience — emotionally, erotically, and energetically.

💌 Two Private 60-Minute Coaching Sessions
Before the retreat, you’ll receive two 1:1 sessions with me (for both of you together) to set your intentions, get emotionally aligned, and start activating your erotic connection before you even arrive.

🎓 Hands On Sex Virtual Classroom
You’ll get access to a private video library with pre-retreat lessons, journaling prompts, and homeplay assignments to warm you up and get your hands and hearts ready.

🔥 Full In-Person Retreat Weekend
We’ll gather for 2.5 immersive days of teaching, practice, connection, and transformation. You’ll learn through your body. You’ll touch with intention. You’ll play, feel, laugh, fuck, and remember what it’s like to be fully alive in your love life.

🪞 Integration Session (3 weeks after)
After you return home, we’ll reconnect to integrate everything you experienced — so this isn’t just a hot weekend, but a long-term upgrade to how you relate, touch, and trust.

✨ Come Inside

Hands On Sex isn’t a workshop. It’s a reclamation.

A return to real touch.
Real intimacy.
Real connection that breathes and moans and lasts.

You’ve waited long enough.
To be met.
To be wanted.
To stop guessing and start feeling.

You don’t need to be fixed.
You don’t need to perform.
You don’t need to wait for the perfect timing or the perfect partner or the perfect mood.

You need a space where it’s safe to feel this much.
To want this much.
To touch and be touched like you mean it.

That’s what we’re doing here.
With your hands. With your hearts. With your whole damn bodies.

This will take your sex and love life from “good” to fuck yes!!!!

👉 Join the Hands On Sex Retreat

The pleasure is already in your hands.

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"Eva is uniquely suited to healing the erotic wounds of our time. She combines a professional manner with a solid understanding of human bodies & hearts. I have been the beneficiary of her one-on-one work, her class offerings and her erotic temple facilitation. In all of it, I have encountered someone who is doing her work in the world, someone who knows she is where she needs to be.  This breeds a confidence and an ease which is completely essential to helping other people explore areas that traditionally land somewhere along the spectrum from forbidden to terrifying.

Eva continually amazes me in her ability to nonchalantly walk into my places of deepest wounding and offer healing with grace and humor.  That, to me, is the core of the work, and Eva - to me - has mastered it."   -  M. C.

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